You’re not a believer
And Christmas isn’t for you
But you can enjoy
The festive season, too.
Your whole season
Doesn’t have to be wrecked
Just focus on all the
Commercial aspects.
You don’t have to be spiritual
To enjoy lots of useless tat.
Or flashing lights, tinsel and all that.
And there’s no reason
You can’t have lots of treats, puddings
and sweets, or just an excuse to overeat.
If that’s not your thing,
There’s still plenty of cheer.
Have an eggnog or vodka
Or plenty of beer.
Just be as naughty as you like.
And promise to be better in the new year.